New Header Picture : February 2010

Pratyaksha-Ranjani-Hariharasubramanian-Abuzer

Wackiest Facebook Groups!

It’s a long list of crazy groups, although you will love reading each one of them
“hey can i have a sip?” “sure.” * GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG.* “dude, wtf.”
When I Was Younger, I Put My Face Close to the Fan to Hear My Robot Voice
Wish It Was a Coconut that Fell on Newton’s Head Instead of an Apple
i hate it when my frnds are sad but i can only say “it’s gonna be ok.”
We want subtitles for LECTURES!
“Yes mum im nearly home!” *Hang up*… shit, i better leave now.
i hate SMSs tat say”forward dis to all yr frnds or u wil suffer a bad luck”
You’re online and i want to talk to you, BUT im not saying hi first
I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say.”FOLLOW THAT CAR!!”
I look to make sure the “L” and “R” headphones go in the correct ears
ALARM…snooze…ALARM….snooze….ALARM *checks time* SHIIIIT!!
my mum and dad are the best in the world
I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke
I WANT MY 90′S CARTOON NETWORK BACK\
” wat r u upto?? ” ” wat else man!!!?? FACEBOOK!! “
“MUM I STILL CAN’T FIND IT” “It’s right infront of you” “No its not… oh.”
“Ma’am, please give us a free period!”
HELL YEAH…I COME FROM AN ALL BOY’S SCHOOL
Who said that BOYS and GIRLS CaN’t be Best Friends??
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12AM; I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter!
I Went Into The Exam Hall. Looked At The Paper & Went: WTF!?!?
We Used To Talk For Hours On End And Now It’s Like We Never Knew Each Other
My Notifications cuts off at the top of the screen >.<
I Walk into a Room, I Forget Why I Went There, I Walk Out, I Remember
when a teacher points at you, you look behind and then say "who me?"
they should really put a "lol" key on the keyboard
IF THE WORLDS GONNA END IN 2012, I WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE IN SCHOOL
i hate it when i send someone a really long message and they reply with lol
I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong.
I Join Too Many Groups Because Their Names Make me say.. "OMG, THATS TRUE!"
i get distracted cleaning my room because i find awesome things
Holy Crap! There's a group for everything
Re-reading texts that make you smile.
I sit on Facebook when Im bored pressing home hoping something will happen
I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy
5 More Minutes of Sleep in the Morning Really DOES Matter
in fond memory of all those who died in class waiting for the bell to ring
How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I'll Never Underst
I need to get off of facebook and put my face IN A BOOK
Eva Had A Song Constantly Play In Ur Head Durin An Exam????
i dont care how old i am…..i still love Tom & Jerry..:D:d
Hey guess what? Smoking doesn’t make you cool. DUMBASS.
Against People Who Say They Messed Up Their Exam And End Up Getting An A
10th grade one of the best yrs of our life..
My best friend and I have conversations that are impossible to understand
I miss childhood, where the hardest decision was picking a crayon.
Damn it, that’s not how my name is pronounced.
I put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is!
I tell a funny story. No one laughs…. IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OK?
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE READ MY TEXTS
I don’t believe in 30 minute power naps. When I nap, I’m out for hours.
I can never finish my eraser cause I always lose it or gets stolen!
I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again
I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say “k”
Roaming at Night
I love when someone’s status is only meant for me to understand
Hitting stuff to make it work
I hold my breath when I see someone smoking
I Hate Being Broke
my dad is the best dad in the world
sometimes, i don’t text you, cause i want to see if youll text me first….
Whether how much I fight with my brother or sister, I love them the most…
No matter how close exams are..we still have time for faceboook!
Eating In class =))
“Dude, did the teacher come?” “Yeah, I saw him in the morning” “Dammit!”
I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU.
Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is.
I Love Spoiling The Last Page Of My Notebook ! (=
Givin your friend a certain look and they undertsand what u mean….
Befor I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen
I open my fridge, gaze inside for a while, close it and walk off.
I keep waiting for your SMS..and when it comes..I feel Relaxed!!
I just had my pen. WHERE DID IT GO.
I’d rather beat my remote to make it work, then change the battries!
No I’m not crying i yawned
Hates it wen a boy and girl are just gudfrnds but people start pairing them
BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME
SHUT UP You Made Me Forget What I Was Going To Say !
trying to tell someone else about something funny but cant stop laughing
I hate that sunday night “school the next day” feeling
I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say “yeah” and smile
I miss being a little kid
Pulling out your phone when your alone in public to not look like a loner
I’m coming in 5 minutes…*10 min later*….. Just 5 more minutes….
Making rectangles with the cursor on your desktop background
You keep your favourite song on repeat until you get SICK OF IT!
maam,i forgot my notebook
I love sleep!
Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny.
I was doing homework, then I ended up on Faceebook.
laughter is the best medicine
I Miss OLD Friends !!
Lets Bunk The Class!
“ill just sleep 5 more minutes…..”30 minutes later “OH CRAP!”
Everything ELSE becomes so much more interesting during exams …
Pretending not to see someone when you really do
Calling frnz night b4 xam n askin.. “Yaar! kya kya important h”
I hate getting out of my warm cosy bed on a cold dark morning
i hate it when you make plans….get excited…..they never happen
Unforgettable School Life !!
I would love to see all my classmates when we’re 30
I hate when I orginally pick the right answer then change it.
When I Realized That 3.14 Looks Like “PIE” Backwards, My Mind Was Blown
mass bunks
Laughing uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupid. (:
I will re-read our conversation a million times because it made me smile
Ok den Bye, Oh, no WAIIT!!, Hello??, Hello??…HELLO?!!….Damn!!…
Somethings are so awkward to say, But so easy to text.
sometimes when im walking i try keeping my feet in the little square tiles.
I love it when people interrupt class for an “important anouncement”
I hate when people stand over me and watch what I’m doing on the computer.
I SAY HI U SAY HI I SAY SUP U SAY NM U? I SAY SAME. END OF CONVO.
Deleting everything you’ve typed cause you saw the other person was typing.
At night cant sleep, Morning cannot wake up.
When I Need It, I Can’t Find It. When I Don’t Need It, I Find It!!!
Saying ” It’s ok ” but secretly knowing its killing you inside
I Need A Hug….Don’t Question Me…Don’t Say Anything..Just Hug Me :/ ♥
I daydream randomly and then realise I’m staring at someone by mistake.
I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text
The Snooze Button
Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages !
Why are we learning about this, I will never use it in the future.

Mallika-e-Tarranum

Amazing voice, true expressions and lovely tracks..!!

Thought: One world-one global currency!

Currency for Mother Earth!

I alwayz wish there was a global currency which belonged to Mother Earth and not just any country.

This would be acceptable at any place and anywhere!

We all would call it our own, hope this happens in the future..!!

Can you think of a name for it.. Suggestions welcome !
Image Source: Google Images

Thought: Eye Power!

Eye Power

All curious people must be wondering what is going on behind their back..

How about having a third eye to do that work for you

Some people are blessed to write with both their hands.. How about being blessed with a third eye to see for you.. hehe

Image Source : Google Images

Thought : Brain Gain~Drain!

Brain-power

How I wish there existed a usb slot in the brain to just feed in the memory that is required by the brain.

Something that would feed the Gray matter with the knowledge i.e. the data required.

Ofcourse, the processing shall be dependent on the human being himself, as this would differentiate one from the other

Image Source: Google Images

New Header Picture : Mid-January 2010

Thought : Land on Sun!

Sun Power

Have you ever thought to have a land on Sun ?
I guess if we did, we would have definitely solved all energy related problems.. n regarding the heat.. we can have air conditioned rooms and highly insulated powered rooms from the energy generated by the Sun Power.
So, no problem of getting burnt up.. hehhe
Man has already landed on the moon.
Machines have already landed on Mars.
Won’t be long before we can reach the Sun. Wish I am alive till we reach the Sun heheh
Weird thought.. but I know it could be true some day..!!
Image Source: Google Images

हिन्दी का उचित प्रयोग!

नमस्ते,
आजकल हिन्दी भाषा का उचित प्रयोग बहुत कम ही देखने ओर सुनने को मिलता है |
जहाँ देखें, वहाँ हिन्दी के साथ-साथ किसी दूसरी भाषा का प्रयोग होता है |
मैं भी उन्ही लोगों मे से हूँ की जो कहते है की यह विश्व Globalized हो गया है |
एक भाषा के अतिरिक्त, कोई ओर भाषा का प्रयोग करन आवश्यक हो गया है, उसके बिना चलता ही नहीं |
पर अब से मेरी यही कोशिश हमेशा रहेगी की मैं शुद्ध नहीं तो , कम से कम उचित हिंदी का प्रयोग करू ओर दूसरों को भी यही सलाह दूँ |
यदि मेरे लिखने में कहीं कोई गलती हुई हो, तो कृपया उसे ज़रूर सुधारे |
धन्यवाद
अबुज़र

रीति रीति रीति

रीति रीति रीति .. एक Insensible कविता

रीति रीति रीति
कोई बजाता क्यों नहीं सीटी
तू तो है मस्त
जैसे Pizza hut का cheese crust!

रीति रीति रीठी
तू है खट्टी और मीठी
थोड़ी सी इमली , थोड़ी सी गुड
Please dance once more, if you could!

रीति रीति ArrR Beee(RB)
है बहुत रावडी (rowdy),
उठाती नहीं है मेरा call
Just because she thinks she’s a doll!

रीति रीति ArrR Beee (RB)
ने लगता है जोर से ठान ली
उठाएगी नहीं मेरा phone
B’coz she is no more alone !

रीति रीति रेवती
भूल गया मै तेरा नाम
जा तू करले अपनी मनमानी
क्यूँकी अब मुझे भी है बहुत काम !!

Inspired from Roschesh in Sarabhai vs Sarabhai & Dedicated to Reeti B.